So my favorite Mermaid with feet, Cecilia awarded me with a Happy Award and as part of the stipulations I have to list 10 things that make me happy and award 10 other blogs with the "Happy Award" as well. As the over-thinker that I am (and because it's my first award) I'm getting my little list together that I will post tomorrow on Valentine's day. So bear with me.
Also . . .
I'm trying to get my "Betty Crocker" on and tonight I will be making red beans and rice (imagine me saying that with a Carribbean accent while doing my little rendition of the "dutty whine"). Anywho, I'm hoping it turns out well and if it does, I will post pics (no, not of me doing the dutty whine) and the recipe. Sometimes inspiration comes from an innate urge and sometimes it comes from an outward kick in the arse.
My Innate Urge - Me: "Hmm . . . I need to start eating more fiber. Maybe I'll cook something from scratch."
My Outward Kick in the Arse - The manfriend: "Mmmm, the neighber is cooking something and it smells soooo good. I think I'll call her and see if she'll bring me a plate." (DROPS DEAD as he proceeds to call her) :-x
Also . . .
What is up with my man uhh . . . what's his face . . . "waiting on the wooorld to change"??? . . . ummm . . . John Mayer! That's it. LOL Somebody get John Mayer's PR person on the line, please. I'm not even going to get into what he said, but in light of Black History Month I'm going to extend a courtesy to my Caucasian friends and tell yall what not to say/do around this time . . .
- Do NOT, under aaaany circumstances, utter the N word. It doesn't matter what the context is, whether you're trying to be funny, or whether you make a valid point. Just don't do it. Actually it doesn't matter what month it is.
- Do not reference fried chicken, watermelon or collard greens until after the month is over.
- Do not call yourself or any part of your body a "White supremacist" unless you really are or it really is.
There's nothing wrong with not digging the sistahs John Mayer but "White supremacist dick"?? You're a douche-panther (someone who seemed cool at first, but their douchey-ness snuck up on you like a panther) <--use it, love it, live it
Also . . .
Valentine's day is tomorrow. So I'm curious. What's everybody doing? I don't have anything planned (that I know of) but I love stories so if anybody is doing anything or has an interesting story to share about V-day, I'd love to hear it.
That is all!
p.s. Also . . .
Because I'm being random, here's a video with a bunch of random people in it. Enjoy!
Hmm. I have so much to say, but not a straight thought in my brain. Why'd you do this to me, Arn?
ReplyDeleteI will be doing nothing on Valentine's Day. Nothing. You know what's up with my love life. Oh wait, it's my cousin's birthday. I'll be going out to eat with the fam, which is good enough.
Speaking of Valentine's and men, tell the man friend....he, uh, better get his stuff together. He is NOT to going to be getting a plate from any women like that.
LOL I do that to everybody Steph. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteYou will be doing more than me on Valentine's Day. Sundays are long and exhausting for me and the man-friend so when I finally get done with everything I plan on going home and hybernating. And yes, he was very wrong for entertaining the idea of calling up another woman and asking for food. He never ended up asking for the plate, however. Instead he asked about her recently broken ankle and they shared their "being crippled" stories (he's still healing from an ankle injury). Thanks for looking out! :-)
I've never heard the term "douche-panther" before! That is absolutely hilarious!!! I hope I never get called that (although I've been called many, many thangs!!!). How were the red beans & rice?
ReplyDelete@ Bighead - Well now you have the advantage of calling someone else a douche panther. See how that works? Knowledge Is Power!
ReplyDeleteAnd the red beans and rice turned out gooood!!! :-)