. . . just because
The Good
#1 - God exists . . . oh yes he does!!!
#2 - No one can ever stop that from being the case
#3 - Slavery is officially over in America, so if you have a bad day at work; you can always go home at the end of the day and do whatever the heck you want to do (even if it means searching for a new job)
#4 - There's a pot for every lid (you tiger you!)
#5 - It's quicker to lose weight than to gain it (it really is!)
#6 - Playing a video game sharpens your logic and thinking ability (so pick one up, they're fun)
#7 - Having a pet improves your quality of life (unless you're a hoarder, in which case it um . . . doesn't help)
#8 - Today is the first day of the rest of your life
#9 - Laughing burns calories and tightens tummy muscles
#10 - Nobody looks exactly like you, so that automatically makes you your own fashion pioneer
# 11 - A glass of red wine once a day is actually good for your health
#12 - The good always outweighs the bad
#1 - You're going to die
#2 - There's not a damn thing you can do about it
#3 - You can't choose your family members.
#4 - Relationships are full of compromises.
#5 - (For the ladies) Women's breasts officially begin sagging at the tender age of 23
#6 - Ice cream is hard for the human body to process
#7 - The tomato is a fruit
#8 - Currently, health care is not very affordable to the average middle class family
#9 - You will embarrass yourself in life and you can't ever predict when or where it will happen next
#10 - Banks make most of their money through late fees
The Ugly
The fish that swims up your toodles.
Now have a nice day! :-)
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